Is this the creative genius way to get laid, or a desperate and bizarre occult fetish?
“If you don’t already have someone to ceremoniously hump during this summer’s movement of heavenly bodies, why not try this guy, who posted on Craigslist looking for someone to impregnate during the eclipse?
From the article by Aimee Lutkin at Jezebel.com HERE
Seeking to create the “next level of human evolution,” this poster assures potential applicants that “when totality occurs, we will have simultaneous orgasms and we will conceive a child.” Applicants “must like cats” and doing nitrous oxide during climax. Are you turned on yet?
There’s always a catch, though, isn’t there? And that is this: If the man behind this is real and this post is sincere, he seems like he might be a white supremacist. He opens by saying he’s a Caucasian male from Europe whose “heritage is strong and pure.” He also notes that his knowledge and strength is “100% lethal,” which is not the most reassuring thing to read before you fly to meet someone for sex. On the bright side, as a result of this sex, you will create a holy sun child:
We will make love together, with me and my penis directed towards the sun.
Everything will be aligned in the local universe.
Both of our cosmic orgasmic energy will be aligned with the planets.
In a brief moment of ecstasy, we will understand everything, and together, create a new universe. Full of love…
The Oregonian notes that the man’s logic is a bit off. Even if you do manage to come at the same time (yeah, right), no one gets pregnant instantaneously. It takes a few days for those little swimmers to find the egg, even if the penis was pointing directly at the sun. Disappointing when science ruins a ritualistic smash.”
“Would you like to mount my monolith during the eclipse?”
I almost feel bad disgracing Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey in reference to this occult sex fantasy but an eclipse plus bringing on the next stage of human evolution leads me to this image from a great movie with alchemical insights few will appreciate…