“I recently posted a Top Ten list of terrorist attacks, a topic which converges with another older post of mine about children’s book parodies like:
Go The F**k To Sleep
The Very Hungover Caterpillar
We’re Going on a Bar Hunt
And many others… because I just came across my new favorite children’s book parody of all:
Ten Little Terrorists
It may not be appropriate for children – but you’ll probably show this repeatedly to your friends.
who would rather laugh while thinking:
Patricia might not have her own pair of big balls,
(except for these stress relief balls to help market the book)
We’re practically giving it away at an introductory rate to spread the word before it gets banned.
Not that we want it banned, but you know it could happen anytime with books like these.
In addition to working on making a HARDCOVER version of
“children’s books for adults”
in the works…
coming up next:
reduce their numbers while trying to carry out acts of terrorism,
you’ll love listening to the rhyming speeches of the two-faced llama
as his left side
gives commentary on gun control appropriate for public consumption,
and his right side
lets us know what he’s really thinking